Because of the Labor Day weekend, I
had to rush and finish this column before the weekend, so I thought I would
round a few corners by sharing with you some of the best one-liners from the
Internet. Since this is a family newspaper and I do blush, I left out any
references to s-e-x. But if you want to read all of the top 100 Funniest
One-Liners you can find them at http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/. Now here are a few of my favorites.

1.) “Do not argue with an idiot. He will
drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.” 2.) “With sufficient
thrust, pigs fly just fine.” 3.) “Did you know that dolphins are so smart that
within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very
edge of the pool and throw them fish?” 4.) “When tempted to fight fire with
fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” 5) “We never
really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” 6.) “War does not determine
who is right – only who is left.” 7.) “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a
fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” 8.) “It’s not the fall that
kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.” 9.) “I got in a fight one time
with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your
face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah?
Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very
well.” 10) “When in doubt, mumble.”

Two weeks ago I thanked Chris Zukin
and Meadow Outdoor Advertising for the Center’s new outdoor sign. Well, this
week it’s time to thank Chip Wood for donating his time and talent to install
in the basement of the Center new kitchen cabinets and sink – paid for by an
anonymous donor. They look terrific, but that is just the first step. Next is
to replace the basement carpet that was “used” when it was installed over
twenty years ago. Anyone willing to take on that project?

It’s hard to imagine, but it won’t be
too long before the Baby Back Rib Dinner is back for another run on Friday,
October 5th. The dinner is sponsored by Mill Creek Point Senior Living and all
revenue from the dinner is split evenly between Meals-on-Wheels and the Center.
Tickets are $15 per adult and $7.50 for children and you can purchase them at
the Center or Klindt’s.  

For those of you who haven’t been
able to sleep worrying about my mending broken hip, I am glad to report some
very good news: my knees are stiff and sore, my hearing is poor in one ear and
worse in the other, and I can’t touch my toes, BUT my hip no longer hurts. So I
guess I can say I‘m back to my old normal.

Don’t forget “Seasons” a
discussion about the many facets of aging, led by Sally McBain – author of
“Soul Portrait”. It starts on Monday, September 10th from 10:00 – 11:00 at the
Center.

Next Tuesday on the 11th,
Martin and Friends will get your heart pounding and your feet stomping. And
tonight, it’s the Strawberry Mountain Band performing. The doors open at 6:00,
music starts at 7:00 and donations are suggested.  

“In the jungle, the mighty
jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.” Many of us remember the song, particularly the
chorus – “wimoweh,
wimoweh”, written by South African
Soloman Linda in the 1920’s and which reached #1 when it was recorded by the
Tokens in 1961. (And each week I enjoy hearing from everyone who calls or emails
in their answer including Herm Neuberger this week’s winner of a free breakfast.)
But this is the season for Presidential Conventions, so let’s go back to the
future and the Republican Convention in 1960. What U.S. Senator, in a speech
that some consider the highlight of the convention, removed himself from the
race and called upon conservatives to take back the party?  Email your
answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or mail it with a 1960 edition
of “The Conscience of a Conservative”.  

Well, it has been
another week, trying to disagree without being disagreeable. Until we meet
again, a bump in the road doesn’t mean an end to the journey. (Unless of
course, it forces you over a cliff and then – well, that is a whole different
story.)

“ In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.” Linda Ellerbee

How would you like to have in one place, concise information about different facets of aging – from fall prevention to cooking for two; a list of community resources – from transportation providers to senior living options; plus dates and reminders of local events and activities, all locally created and produced – and for free?

The Wasco County Network on Aging, a collaborative effort to improve the health and well-being of older adults, is producing such an information guide in the form of a 2013 calendar that will be distributed to all adults over 65 in Wasco County. And the Network is now seeking information about local events to include in the calendar. I know some of us don’t think more than a week in advance – or even a day. (It is hard to think too far in advance when you can’t remember what day of the week it is!) But if you know of any 2013 events you would like included in the calendar, send the name of the event, date and time and a contact number to the Senior Center by phone, email or carrier pigeon before September 30th.

Thanks to the efforts of Barb Pashek and Sylvia Loewen, a Community Parking Lot Sale will once again be held at the Center (one of the busiest corners in The Dalles) on September 15th from 8:00 AM – 1 PM. This may be your last chance to pick up some spare change by ridding yourselves of those good used items hiding in the basement or garage – or just taking up space in the living room. You have until September 7th to reserve a space (approximately 9 feet by 20 feet) for only $25. (All the fees for the spaces will help support the Center.) For more information contact Sylvia Loewen at 541-298-4682 or pick up a reservation form at the Center.

Many of the Center’s classes took a break over the summer to allow folks to travel and enjoy the warm summer months. But classes like Strong Women, Serenaders, Digging Up Bones!, iPad Users Group, Tai Chi and others will be back in full stride by the second week in September. Call the Center for times and to sign up.

The Columbia Gorge Genealogical Society meets every second Saturday of each month at 1:00 PM in the downstairs meeting room of the Discovery Center. And on Saturday, September 8th, Lorna Elliott and Sandy Bisset will take an in-depth look at how City Directories offer many family research possibilities. Public and guests are welcome and membership is open to all ages. For more information call Sandra Bisset at 541-298-1240 or email wildflower@gorge.net. Or you can go their website athttp://community.gorge.net/genealogy.

Tuesday Night music at the Center never stops and next Tuesday Andre and the Strawberry Mountain Band will be leading a parade of good music and fine dancing. And tonight the Dufur Boys from Dufur will be making a special appearance. (And to keep those brain synapses firing on all eight cylinders, see if you can read the rest.) Mauasaiac sataaaratas aat 7:00, eavaearayabaoaday ias waealacaoamae aanad daoanaaataiaoanas aarae acacaeapataead waiatah aa samaialae.

It was John Cameron Swayze who described the many wild tests demonstrating that a Timex watch could “take a licking and keep on ticking”. (And last week’s winner of a free Saturday Breakfast is Don McKinney.) But with such good response to the last two questions, I have to once again use another question from “Are You Smarter than a 60 Year Old” forwarded to me by Diana Weston. So for this week’s “Remember When” question, what three words completes the following lyric to this 1961 #1 hit song “In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the …”? Email your answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call541-296-4788 or mail it with the “All Time Greatest Hits!” album by the Tokens.

Well, it has been another week, seeing how close I can fly past the flame without burning my tail feathers. Until we meet again, when worrying about the small stuff, remember, it doesn’t really matter.

Okay, I’m sorry about the spate of Winnie the Pooh quotes but the unassuming bear of little brain is one of my favorite characters from childhood fiction. So bear with me (that is not a pun) as I share one more quote that may explain why so much doesn’t make sense in the world these days.

“”I don’t see much sense in that,” said Rabbit. “No,” said Pooh humbly, “there isn’t. But there was going to be when I began it. It’s just that something happened to it along the way.”

Basic medical equipment is not cheap. A simple shower bench can cost between $30.00 and $45.00. And if you are on a limited income and Medicare doesn’t cover the cost, it may not be affordable. .

But an often overlooked service the Center provides is its Loan Closet. With the help of Joyce Browne and Visiting Health Services, the Center expanded its Loan Closet about four years ago to include a variety of medical equipment that can be borrowed for a day or indefinitely depending on your situation. And the only cost is a minimum suggested donation of $5.00. But the available equipment depends on generous donations. The Center accepts any equipment from wheelchairs to quad canes; from bath benches to disposable underwear. And right now the Center is in need of rollators (rolling walkers with a seat), transfer benches and a specific need for a wide heavy duty wheelchair. (But we do have available several hospital beds – one with side rails.) If you have limited resources or have a short term need, give us a call. The Center might be able to help.

A new offering coming in September to the Center is “Seasons” which will take a closer look at the highs and lows of growing older. Through mutual exchange and support, class participants will be encouraged to share stories of loss, loneliness, changing roles, re-location, and other aspects that often accompany this special time of life. The class, led by Sally McBain – author of Soul Portrait, is open to both men and women and will be held at the Center from 10:00 – 11:00 AM for three consecutive Mondays starting September 10th. And to add to the conversational ambience, coffee and tea plus a few mid-morning treats will be provided.

If you missed seeing the new sign at the Center, you may want to stop driving – because you’re really not paying attention. (Or you could sign up for the Center’s AARP Driver Safety Class.) Last week Meadow Outdoor Advertising installed a sign on the corner of 9th and Cherry Heights and thanks to their generosity, it didn’t cost the Center or Meals-on-Wheels a cent. And it wasn’t easy – with design work, the permitting process and installation. So a big public thank-you to Chris Zukin and all the folks at Meadow Outdoor Advertising – the sign looks fantastic. (But there is one little, bitty, tiny thing. Is there any way you can make it rotate with the wind? That would be really cool!)

August 26th is the summer’s last “Fort Dalles Fourth Sunday at the Fort Music Concert” featuring The Dufur Boys from 4-6 PM. You can bring a picnic dinner and a lawn chair, and enjoy a summer concert on the lawn. And if you would rather listen to music inside on the 26th, the Center is hosting the Jammers from 2:00 till 5:00.

And at the Center on the following Tuesday, the 28th, you can double your pleasure and double your fun by once again listening and dancing to the Dufur Boys. And tonight, Truman will be playing his Country Gold. You know the pitch – starts at 7:00, everyone invited and donations are suggested.

It is Sherman County’s turn with the 103rd Sherman County Fair running from August 22nd – 26th at the fairgrounds one mile outside of Moro. Some of the highlights include the Shipley Shuffle Walk-Run, Parade and Barn Dance on Saturday; and a Cowboy Cook-Off and Demo Derby on Sunday.

The answer to last week’s “Remember When” question was a Silver Bullet – the calling card of the Lone Ranger. (The winner of a free Saturday Breakfast is Kathy Gonser.) And since there was such a good response to last week’s question, I’ll try another one from the “Are You Smarter than a 60 year Old?” quiz. The advertising campaign for this product included high-divers, water skiers, paint mixers and the propeller of an outboard motor. What was it that could “take a licking, and keep on ticking? (And for the tie-breaker who was the television spokesperson that described each of these amazing stunts?) Email your answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or mail it with an antique Waterbury #44 walnut double dial calendar clock with alarm.

Well, it has been another week, watching life from the off ramp. Until we meet again, don’t give up – you don’t make butter by just looking at the cream.

“If the person you are talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.” Winnie-the-Pooh

After sixteen days and nights following the 30th Olympiad in London, you can appreciate the dedication, sacrifice, and perseverance it takes to succeed. And while the competitive spirit isn’t always a clear path to health and wellbeing, for many folks it doesn’t fade away and instead offers new challenges, purpose and vitality as they grow older.

That is the case for the eight international table tennis competitors who competed in the “2010 World Over 80’s Table Tennis Championships”. They are portrayed in the new documentary “Ping Pong: Never Too Old for Gold” directed by Hugh and Anson Hartford and released in Great Britain two weeks before the Olympics. With warmth and humor, the documentary “explores the hope, regret and immediacy of growing old”. An example is the following exchange between an interviewer and Dorothy Delow, one of the oldest competitors at the age of 97. When the interviewer asked “Why are you participating in this competition, you’re so old!” Dorothy incredulously replied, “Oh, I’m not that old!” You can view the film’s trailer on the Center’s website atmidcolumbiaseniorcenter.com or google “Ping Pong- Never Too Old for Gold”. And from an email I just received from Anson Hartford, the film, unfortunately, won’t be released in the United States until next spring.

But in the meantime, anyone interested in playing table tennis? It requires quick thinking, good hand eye coordination and some aerobic fitness (but I don’t have to run around a tennis court on my uncooperative knees). And does anyone have a good used ping pong table that the Center could borrow or keep? If you answered yes to any of the above, give me a call and we can schedule a regular practice time. And one of these days, if we are blessed to reach our 80’s, maybe we will have a chance to fly to London and “Go for the Gold”. Anything’s possible!

And if table tennis isn’t your cup of sweat, but you have a particular interest or hobby you would like to share with others, the Center could be the answer. Last year, the Center started several new activities because of the personal interest of several folks: Corliss Marsh’s beginning Mahjong Class on Fridays from 1:00 – 3:00, Richard (the tech wizard of Dufur) Lyon’s class on how to get the most out of your iPad from 1:00 – 2:00 on the first Wednesdays; and Edna Miller’s “Digging Up Bones” an introduction to Genealogy starting at 1:00 on the second and fourth Tuesdays – all of which will be meeting in September. If you are interested in sharing your talents or interests, contact me at the Center and we will see what we can put together.

Saturday the 18th is the third Saturday of the Month and you know what that means at the Center? Breakfast in the AM from 8:00 – 9:30; Old Fashioned Bingo in the PM from 3:00 – 4:00 (before Saturday Night Bingo at 6:00) and for me, a nap in between. The August Breakfast is sponsored by my friends at the Wasco County Republican Central Committee (who will eventually see the errors of their ways, but I know they are hoping the same for me!) The menu will include Biscuits and Gravy or Hash Browns and Scrambled Eggs, Sausage and Fruit plus your favorite beverage.

Tonight, Martin and Friends will be passing musical notes for your dancing and listening enjoyment. And next Tuesday on the 21st, Truman will be playing his Country Gold. Music starts at 7:00, everyone is welcome and donations are accepted with a smile.
It wasn’t Bruce Jenner or Bob Richards, but Bob Mathias, the 17 year old who won the Decathlon in the 1948 Olympics. (The winner of a free Saturday Breakfast is Don McAllister.) This week’s “Remember When” question is from the “Are You Smarter than a 60 year Old?” quiz forwarded to me by Diana Weston. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, “Who was that masked man?” Invariably, someone would answer, “I don’t know, but he left this behind”. What did he leave behind? Email your answer to themcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or mail it with a recording of the William Tell Overture.

Well, it has been another week, separating the sense from the nonsense. Until we meet again, (and without anyone knowing), try something you have never done before.

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?” Winnie the Pooh

As I woke up at 6:00 AM Monday morning and the temperature was already 79 degrees, I thought to myself “Whoa, am I back in Indiana?” But with the temperatures expected to hover in the 90’s the rest of the week, maybe it is again time to review the effects of heat on older adults.

According to Medline Plus, an online service of the U.S. National Library of Medicine, there are several reasons older adults are at greater risk for heat related illness. They do not adjust as well to sudden changes in temperature, are more likely to have chronic medical conditions that changes normal body responses to heat; and are more likely to take prescription medicines that impair the body’s ability to regulate its temperature or that inhibit perspiration.

But there are several steps you can take to prevent heat related stress: drink cool, nonalcoholic beverages; rest; take a cool shower, bath, or sponge bath; wear lightweight clothing; do not engage in strenuous activities, and seek an air-conditioned environment. (The Center is open every night except Friday of this week with different activities.)

The primary concern is heat stroke: when the body’s temperature rises rapidly and loses its ability to sweat. Warning signs can include an extremely high body temperature (above 103°F); red, hot, and dry skin (no sweating); rapid, strong pulse; throbbing headache; dizziness and nausea. If you find someone in heat stress, call 9-1-1immediately and start cooling the individual rapidly, using whatever methods you can.

As we all know, “this too shall pass” and in four months we will be longing for the lazy, crazy days of summer. In the meantime, stay cool, drink plenty of liquids and keep an eye out for each other.

Remembering and celebrating the past is the focus of several events happening this coming weekend. On August 11th and 12th you can see how harvesting was done in the “good ole days” with horse-drawn threshers and a steam-powered wheat separator at the Dufur Threshing Bee.

And Friday Night if you are downtown in The Dalles after 7:00 PM and you feel you have been time warped into the movie “American Graffiti” (but you still can’t find Suzanne Somers in the white ’56 T-bird), it is because you are in the middle of the “Neon Cruise”. Ah, the memories of the cars of my youth! Driving a light blue ’63 Skylark convertible with my high school sweetheart snuggled next to me. (Talk about a distraction while driving!) But memories aside, you can see all the classic autos up close and personal at the “Show in the Shade” on Saturday at Sorosis Park.

The Wasco County Fair and Rodeo is just around the bend. And once again, on Thursday, August 16th (Free Family Fun Day sponsored by Mel’s Sanitation) lunch will be provided for free thanks to the contributions of the Area Agency on Aging and Flagstone Senior Living.

Tonight at the Center, the Strawberry Mountain Band will be back for another musical set to get you and your partner up on the dance floor. And then on Tuesday August 14th, John Martin will bring his Friends to play some good foot-stomping, Country and Western standards. It all starts at 7:00, everyone is invited and donations are always accepted.

The 1950-1961 game show, hosted by Bud Collyer, where couples were required to perform a stunt within a certain time limit was “Beat the Clock”. (And the winner of a free Saturday breakfast is Pat Yanez.)

But now that Michael Phelps has added to his record medal count, Gabby Douglas has won gold in the all-around and Oregon’s own Galen Rupp brought home a silver in the 10,000 meters – the first medal won by an American in that event since Billy Mills won gold in 1964, it seems appropriate to have an Olympic “Remember When” question, right? So here goes. In the 1948 Summer Olympics, resuming after a 12 year hiatus because of WW II, who was the 17 year old American that won the decathlon event? Email your answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or mail it with an autographed football from the 1952 Stanford Football Team.

Well, it has been another week, deciding whether to go to sleep or watch the Olympics. Until we meet again, the Olympic goal may be to go “faster, higher and stronger, but I’m satisfied if I can just keep moving, stay upright and get to the bathroom in time!

“As we grow older, we must discipline ourselves to continue expanding, broadening, learning, keeping our minds active and open.” Clint Eastwood

The place to gather with friends and neighbors; where you can eat healthy but inexpensively, share stories and learn about current issues affecting older adults, is for many folks the senior meal sites. Pioneer Potlatch supports several of them: the Wasco meal site serving noon meals every Monday, Dufur every Wednesday, Tygh Valley every Thursday and Mosier every Monday and Wednesday. And the Sherman County meal site in Moro and Meals-on-Wheels here in The Dalles offer noon meals five days a week plus home delivered meals. With shoe string budgets and the love, sweat and laughs of many volunteers, these meals sites provide nutritious meals – and much more.

Two weeks ago I was able to visit the meal site at the Sherman County Senior and Community Center in Moro for lunch with their director Jan Byram. Besides learning about the many ways the Senior and Community Center supports older adults in Sherman County, I also learned about an exciting effort to build a Gazebo adjacent to the Center on the lawn between the Center and the Sherman County Historical Museum. They are asking for community support in both cash and labor to build the Gazebo that would host Center activities as well as other community events such as music performances. It is an exciting project and to volunteer or learn more about it you can contact Jan at 541-565-3191.

And speaking of Sherman County, why not “take a walk on the rural side” at the Sherman County Historical Museum. The Museum is open daily from 10:00 to 5:00 through October and exhibits over 15,000 artifacts from those used in local churches and schools to dry land wheat farming. It is quite a jewel in the middle of Sherman County.

Did you know you can call 1-800-354-7319, a statewide toll-free hotline, to answer your questions about canning, freezing, making jams & jellies or pickling? You would if you read Garden Highlights – the colorful gardening guide produced by Master Gardener Marty Miller. This month’s guide is planted with tips about harvesting, canning and storing your summer harvest, and much more. Join the 4700+ readers of this free bi-monthly electronic newsletter by emailing Marty at gardenhighlights@hrecn.net. And if you don’t have email, stop by the Center and we will print you a copy.

From last week you know about Judy Merrill’s Foot and Nail Clinics at the Center, but also on the first Friday of each month, Debra Lutje, licensed massage therapist and the Center’s Seniorcise and Yoga instructor, offers 20 minute chair massages for only $20. If you have never had a massage, this is an inexpensive and modest (as in – you keep your clothes on).way to discover for yourself the benefits of a soothing back and neck massage. Call the Center to reserve a time slot between noon and 3:00 PM.

On Monday, August 6th from 5:00 – 8:00 cruise down to Burgerville and enjoy a burger, shake and Walla Walla onion rings. (Or a salad if you just can’t count the onion rings as a serving of vegetables.) The Center is partnering with Burgerville and 10% of everything run through the till between 5 and 8 will be donated to the Center.

“For The Good Times” will be playing tonight at the Center. And next Tuesday on the 7th, the Strawberry Mountain Band starts the month off once again. Doors open at 6:00; music starts at 7:00 and donations are suggested.

The name of the television game show that aired from 1961 to 1967 where celebrities would team up with contestants to guess secret words was “Password”. (And the winner of a free Saturday Breakfast on August 18th is Rayburn Parker.) For this week’s” Remember When” question, how about one more game show question – this time from the fifties. The original version of this game show, hosted by Bud Collyer from 1950 to 1961, featured couples who were required to perform a prescribed stunt within a certain time limit which was counted down on a large 60-second clock. Email your answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or mail it with a 1954 Sylvania Stratford 21″ television set with halo lighting.

Well, it has been another week, trying to stay cool while the summer sun shines. Until we meet again, as the late Steven Covey pointed out “there are certain things that are fundamental to human fulfillment … to live, to love, to learn, and to leave a legacy”.

”If it wasn’t for procrastination … I’d have nothing to look forward to tomorrow.” Tom Wilson

Wednesday (1) Salisbury Steak
Thursday (2) Oven Baked Chicken with Baby Red Potatoes
Friday (3) Fish or Chicken Nuggets
Monday (6) Chicken Breast on a Bed of Saucy Fettuccine
Tuesday (7) Lemon Pepper Fish

You have a different perspective when you believe it won’t happen to you – when you can’t imagine you will need intense physical therapy (I have always been fit), or the doctor will ever find a spot on your chest x-ray (I never smoked). And certainly you can’t imagine ever falling down and breaking your hip (I am too young for this). But when it does happen, your perspective changes from sympathy – a sense of feeling sorry, to empathy – now I understand!
Over the last several years, I have experienced what I never thought I would when I was thirty years younger: hearing loss, eye floaters, and then the trip, the fall and the broken hip. No longer do I feel infallible – just the opposite. And when I hear what others at the Center have experienced, I now listen closely for any lessons learned.
But I have gained a greater empathy and less self-consciousness towards “getting older” as I experience both the blessings and the “wish that didn’t happens”. I no longer feel uncomfortable talking about toilet seat risers, because after my broken hip (when I was sure someone had lowered the toilet seat by two feet as I painfully tried to pull myself up), I can now extol their benefits.
And I never appreciated the need for foot and nail care. It wasn’t something I could imagine needing. But since 2009, when Judy Merrill started offering foot and nail care at the Center, I have learned how important it is to care for your feet and how difficult that may be for many older adults because of physical, vision and health problems. And now I can imagine Judy’s foot care may be something I will eventually need.
Judy, who has been a registered nurse for 37 years, offers monthly foot and nail care clinics at the Center every first Friday. And her clinics have been so successful, extra ones have been scheduled. In addition, Judy also sees folks in their homes, in facilities and community settings throughout the Mid-Columbia area. For more information or to make an appointment, you can call Judy at 541-980-5038.
Next Saturday, July 28th at 1:00 PM at the Rorick House, 300 W 13th, Karl Vercouteren will present a “hands-on workshop” on using block prints with petroglyph designs. And to make it easy, materials will be provided. You may also want to put on your calendar two other presentations at the Rorick House this summer: August 11, Bill Johnson will be discussing The Oregon Trail in Wasco County and on August 25, Gerald Richmond will be discussing The Civic Auditorium – Then and Now. The Rorick House is open every Saturday and Sunday from 12:00 – 4:00 PM through August.

Carol Mauser, manager of the local office of Aging and People with Disabilities, sent me the following warning from the FTC. Scammers have been making phone calls claiming they are from the government and they need to verify some information because of the Affordable Care Act. If you receive a call allegedly from the government – or from anybody – asking for personal or financial information, you know the routine: Hang Up. And then report it to the FTC at 1-877-FTC-HELP or the Oregon Attorney General at 1-877-877-9293.
as Carol Burnett
Tonight at the Center, the “Jazz Generations” are playing and next week, on the fifth Tuesday of the month, “For the Good Times” will be knockin’ your socks off. Music starts at 7:00 and donations are appreciated. .

Bucky Beaver wanted you to “Brusha…Brusha…Brusha” with Ipana toothpaste – the answer to last week’s “Remember When” question. (And the winner of a Saturday Breakfast is Ed Anghilante.) This week I will stick with television – specifically, TV Game Shows. What was the name of the television game show that aired from 1961 to 1967 on CBS; hosted by Allen Ludden, where celebrities would team up with contestants to guess secret words using word associations? Email your answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or mail it with a 1962 home version of the game distributed by Milton Bradley.

Well, it has been another week, trying to stay grounded when the winds a blowin’. Until we meet again, every experience is a teacher and there is still so much left to learn.

For age is opportunity no less/Than youth itself, though in another dress/
And as the evening twilight fades away/The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW, “Morituri Salutamus”

We come, we go, passing through The Dalles and thorough life with many stories to tell. And by fortune or luck, some of those stories are collected and remembered, so not to be forgotten, at the many historical sites in The Dalles. Stories of early settlers and their protectors, business people and farmers; civic leaders and people of faith, all who may mean little to us now, but were important threads weaved together through time to ake the fabric of The Dalles. And we continue to add our own threads and dyes and ribbons; creating new designs that enhance the warn fabric that’s often stretched and sometimes torn, but always mended, becoming stronger and more vibrant to meet tomorrow’s challenges.

And although during this week the big draw for many is the Ft. Dalles Pro Rodeo and Saturday’s 10:00 parade, there are many activities celebrating the stories and proud history of The Dalles. On Saturday video presentations will be shown at the Original 1859 Wasco County Courthouse including “Early Wasco County,” at 12 PM.; “Raising Wheat by Horsepower,” at 1 PM; “Farewell to Celilo,” at 2 PM and the “The Craft of Wheelwrighting,” at 3 PM; Family Fun Day from 10 AM. – 4 PM at the Fort Dalles Museum and Anderson Homestead including Aaron Auer of R.O.A.R. ministries re-enacting Rev. Jason Lee; Open House at the 1850 Rorick House (300 W. 13th St.) from 10 – 4 PM; and the School District Archive Museum (3601 W. 10th St. on the Wahtonka Campus – entrance by athletic fields) will be open 10 AM – 3 PM and every Saturday through September.

And if that is not enough, the Historic 1879 French & Co. Bank (later the 1926 Citizen’s Bank and now the current home of State Farm Insurance Agent Dean Dollarhide at 300 E. 2nd) will be open for tours from 9:00 – 6:00 PM through Friday.

It is also time for the Center’s Saturday Cowboy Breakfast from 8:00 – 10:00 sponsored by Flagstone Senior Living – serving Texas size French Toast (Can you use Texas and French in the same sentence?) with scrambled eggs, your choice of bacon or sausage plus fruit and your favorite breakfast beverage for only $5.00.

On Saturday the 21st it’s time for Old Fashioned Bingo starting at 3:00 (regular bingo starts at 6:00). There are small $5.00 cash prizes (except $25.00 for the last game) and only costs $3 a bingo card or two for $5. And since it is nothing complicated – no happy faces or chevrons – just the traditional straight up, across or diagonally, anyone seven and older can play.

I won’t try to rattle your brain by mixing up the words for this week’s music announcement. But if you want to give your brain a real work out, try doing a regular activity with different senses: unlocking a door with your eyes closed or eating a meal with friends using only visual clues. So this week instead of trying to decipher my jumbled letters, try reading this column while riding a bike; or read it with your eyes shut or better yet – on a bike with your eyes shut. But first you need to know that Truman is playing tonight, Jazz Generations on the 24th; the cost is a small donation or a large one if you have the spare cash. Doors open at 6:00; music starts at 7:00 and you are out before the sun sets. And everyone and their blue moon are welcome.

The legendary comedian who played the bratty toddler “Baby Snooks” on the radio and whose life was the storyline for the film “Funny Girl“ was Fannie Brice. (And the winner of a free breakfast is the P-51 gal – Anna Monkiewicz.) This week’s “Remember When” takes us back to the early days of television advertising. The Disney created character Bucky Beaver was the marketing icon and mascot for what brand of toothpaste that was the most popular U.S. toothpaste from the 1920’s through the 1950s? (And is currently the leading toothpaste in Turkey.) Email your answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or send it with a 1920’s recording of “Smiles” by the Sam Lanin Orchestra.

Well, it has been another week, remembering what I can and forgetting what I can’t. Until we meet again, to paraphrase Sydney Smith – correspondences are like a pair of loose pants without a belt, it is impossible to keep them up.

“In times like these, it’s helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.” Paul Harvey

What do you think of when I mention the word “exercise”?

Do you agree with Phyllis Diller whose idea of exercise is a “good brisk sit”? Or Joey Adams who feels “If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all”? Or do you consider exercise a dirty word and every time you hear it you “wash your mouth out with chocolate”?

But to improve your health, maintain your independence, and preserve your mental abilities, it has been shown, over and over, you should be physically activity – whether it is traditional “exercise” or whether it is yoga, gardening, dancing, walking or just trying to keep up with the grandkids.

Because of the known benefits of physical activity, The Alberta Centre for Active Living has been studying what it takes to get people moving. And they have identified four steps: deciding to be physically active; making a plan; setting goals and identifying what stops you from being physically active.

That’s a lot and you can find the details at http://www.centre4activeliving.ca/our-work/toolkit/. But to keep it short and simple, here are a few of the most important points.

Decide why you want to be physically active. What is your motivation? More energy, to do more with friends and family, sleep better or feel stronger. (For many folks it is to lose weight, but even if you don’t lose weight, keep going, because the physical activity is most important.)

Make a physical activity plan that includes the 5 W’s: Why, What, Where, When and Who. It helps you get started, but most importantly, it can help you to keep going. And remember – the best kind of physical activity is the one you will do – and enjoy.

Set goals. And make sure they are achievable – not what you use to do when you were twenty-five. It may be just doing leg lifts in your chair or walking ten minutes every day. And rewarding – do you see the benefits from the activity and are they important to you? And accept a realistic timeline. Start with small steps; don’t look for dramatic change overnight.

Finally, consider possibly the most important question “What stops you from being physically active?”

There are always reasons, but there are usually ways to overcome them. If it is the weather – plan ahead; if it is boring – go with a group; if you are too tired – go early in the morning. And if you are self-conscious about how you look in that swim suit or walking shorts, you aren’t going to look any worse than the rest of us! Trust me.

So find a reason why, build a plan, set goals and overcome the challenges in the way. And then get moving, so you can make the best of the rest of your life.

At the Center, we are always trying different ways to get you out and about. Some work and others don’t, but you never know unless you “throw the spaghetti against the wall”. So under the category of “Let’s see what sticks”, Denise Patton, director of Meals-on-Wheels, is organizing a Pictionary Night on Wednesday July 18th from 6:00 – 8:00. This is open to anyone who just wants to have fun. And don’t worry, if you don’t know how to play – we will be glad to teach you.

The lads and lasses from Strawberry Mountain will be playing tonight for your dancing enjoyment. And next Tuesday, Truman will be singing the country gold from his two CDs. tI si a taerg yaw ot taeb eht taeh edistuo dna etaerc a elttil taeh deisni no eht ecnad roolf. ehT cisum strats ta 00:7, ydobyreve si emoclew, dna snoitanod era detseggus.

It was Danny Thomas who starred in the television sitcom “Make Room for Daddy”. (And the winner of a free Cowboy Breakfast on July 21st is Nadine McCracken.) Since last week’s “Remember When” question may have been too easy, this week I’m going back, back, back to the golden age of radio. Who was the comedian, singer, theatre and film star that played the role of the bratty toddler on the popular radio show “Baby Snooks Show”? Email your answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or write you answer on the back of the album soundtrack for “Funny Girl”.

Well, it has been another week, wishing for winter in the heat of summer. Until we meet again, be cool, keep cool, and whatever you do – don’t blow your cool.

With the recent scam warning reported by the Northern Wasco County PUD – a PUD customer was called and asked for his bank account information because the caller said his payment was past due – reminds us to always be vigilant protecting our financial information. But even though you have heard that many times, you don’t have to be missing a few spoons in the drawer to still be swindled. These devious scam artists are really good at doing what they do best: discovering new ways to separate you from your hard earned dollars.

Not all telemarketing calls are scams, but if you find them irritating there are several things you can do. Avoid giving out phone numbers on surveys, sweepstakes, or online forms. Don’t answer unknown or blocked phone numbers – let them leave a voice message if it is that important. And register your phone numbers with the National Do Not Call Registry at donotcall.gov or 1.888.382.1222.

I have found the Do Not Call Registry to work, but there are exceptions to what calls are restricted. You can still receive calls from public agencies; companies with which you have established a business relationship; charitable organizations you have an interest in supporting and the big one during this campaign season – political campaigns asking for your opinion or vote. If you do have a complaint about any telemarketer or knowledge of a possible scam, you can call the Consumer Hotline at 1-877-877-9392.

The next meeting of the Women Widows of Veterans Gathering Support Group will be at the Veteran Services Office in The Dalles at 201 Federal Street on Tuesday, July 10, 2012 at 11am. These gatherings are an opportunity for grief support as well as ensuring that widows of veterans receive all the available support from Veteran Services. Feel free to call Barb Thomas at 541-467-2651, Ruth Otto at541-769-0078 or Joyce Powell Morin at 541-296-7266 for more information.”

Have you wanted to write your life story? You don’t have to wait any longer. The Columbia Gorge Genealogical is offering “Journal Your Life Story” – a hands-on writing workshop facilitated by Sandy Bisset. The workshop will be held in the Discovery Center Board Room on Saturday July 14th from 10:30 – 3:00. Traditional and nontraditional methods of documentation including writing, drawing and more will be explained. For information and a supply list, email wildflowers@gorge.net or call 541-298-1240. There is a minimal $1.00 fee and preregistration is requested.

The Center’s annual Membership Meeting will be held at 1:00 on Tuesday July 17th. The meeting is also the traditional end of the Center’s 2012 membership campaign. If you have been meaning to join or renew your Center membership, now is the time. (Actually, the beginning of the year was the time but now will do.) Membership dues are $35 per person, $60 per couple or $50 if you want to be a Super Duper member.

Ever since the Center opened in ’87, the Center’s quilters have raised funds for the Center by designing and stitching quilts, as well as mending quilts for a fee. (The drawing for the most recent hand stitched quilt will be held at the Cowboy breakfast on July 21st.) If you are interested in joining the quilters, they meet every Monday from 10:00 – 3:00 in the basement of the Center.

It’s “Martin and Friends” performing at the Center tonight playing their favorite country western standards. And next week it will be the Strawberry Mountain Band. To live is to dance – and you can live every Tuesday at the Center starting at 7:00. Everyone is welcome and donations are appreciated.

Did you remember your favorite summer song? Marilyn Sarsfield (the winner of the Cowboy Breakfast on July 21st) remembered “The Song from Moulin Rouge” from the summer of 1953. But this week’s “Remember When’ question is back to the entertainment world of radio, TV and film. Who was born Amos Muzyad Yakhoob Kairouz in 1912, and was a radio and television actor, best known for playing shifty brother-in-law Amos in The Bickersons’s on the radio and starring in the television sitcom “Make Room for Daddy”? Email your answer to the mcseniorcenter@gmail.com, call 541-296-4788 or include it with a medal pendant of St. Jude Thaddeus – the patron saint of hopeless causes.

Well, it has been another week, trying to reach my toes. Until we meet again, keep stretching – both body and mind.

“It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can.” Sydney Smith. Sent my way by Earline Wasser who is doing fine in Chandler, Arizona.